Score: 7

"QLC"

submission: Ackbar : Spanish

date: February 5, 2008

Que la chingada es esta mierda?! A five year old knows mor spanish than that. Short of the fact that the rest of the series is hilarious, I find humor to be lacking in this one, its more ignorant than anything. Actually, based on the type of humor in this series, (which is not at the highest of levels of intelligence, not to say its not funny, its fucking hilarious), this isn't really bad, it just fits the style. If you were to make a flash with people speaking a language different than ones you know, use more words than an americanized restaurant chain's menu. Tambien, ten cuidado amigo, porque muy gente del mundo hablas esta idioma, es el segundo mas dicen de todo, y nosotros punctuar los pendejos que habla mal a nos.

Score: 7

"FTT"

submission: WoW: When Gnomes Fly

date: January 31, 2008

Well, to take care of the obvious, without a knowledge of the World of Warcraft, Leeroy Jenkins, and Billy and Mandy ( There was a Mandy vibe from... Sprockets was it?) , people would probably not like this. Me? Being a recovering WoW addict ( to which im failing, ftl...) I get it, I giggled, and I think that gnomes should be able to engineer jetpacks as flying mounts in Outlands and as low flying and/or hovering mounts in Azeroth, that would be amazing.

Score: 8

"Dash Rendar"

submission: Star Wars AFP Lost Stuff

date: January 31, 2008

It's aaight, no more nor less. That's probably just because I'm pretty, for lack of a better word, "into" star wars and through the movies, games, and a few books, know a lot about it. But in terms of the overall quality, its pretty good. A little choppy in some places but no one is perfect, hell it's better than I can/would be willing to do. And you have to take into consideration that most authors on this website, whether they enjoy it or not, do have other responsibilities than creating crude yet highly amusing flash animations. And I could have gone for some mothafuckin Samuel mothafuckin L mothafuckin Jackson yelling "Mothafucka" at some point in there as he does in damn near every tv/film appearance he makes. It's not clear whether this is intended to be jokingly funny or if your bashing on star wars, because although I don't go to the conventions or own a $600 stormtrooper replica suit, it's pretty ballin as far as I'm concerned.

Score: 10

"I love America..."

submission: I am Legend: Obvious

date: January 31, 2008

I'm not too sure about the rest of the world, but I see this level of stupidity, if not exceeding of this example, on a daily basis. When I went to see I am legend, there was a trailer in the beginning for the next batman movie. When Heath Ledger appeared on screen, someone behind me said "Oh look thats Jim Carey!" First off, I highly doubt that they would re-use the same actor from a previous batman film who portrayed a different character (He was the Riddler in the one with George Clooney) and cast him as a different character, (watch Arnold Schwarzenagger end up being the Penguin). So among all this, I loved it because it's an accurate portrayal of how painstakingly obvious you have to be for people to understand things, and it's fucking hilarious.

Score: 8

"Addicting, entertaining, interesting, fun, etc etc"

submission: Orbita

date: January 31, 2008

Pretty relaxed simple problem solving game that sucks you in until you get impaled by the spiky things too many times :p